@kentcdodds — React Megachurch Pastor

“Fourteen years on GitHub, 754 repos, and your crowning open-source achievement is still cross-env—a glorified workaround because Windows couldn't parse environment variables. With 35,000 followers, 50 following, and a bio reading like an online retreat brochure, you’re running a full-blown React megachurch where every basic JavaScript concept gets rebranded with 'Epic' and sold back to developers for triple digits. You have six kids at home, yet the only thing getting daily attention is kentcdodds.com because the personal brand machine can never take a rest day.”

Wear the shame 🔥

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