@kentcdodds — Epic Course Merchant

“You've been on GitHub for 14 years across 755 repos, and your magnum opus is still cross-env—a glorified wrapper so Windows devs could set an environment variable without crying. Your bio is a pyramid scheme of 'Epic' domain names, proving you completed the speedrun from actual software engineer to selling four-figure course bundles to junior devs. You follow 50 people back out of 35,000 because gods don't read mentions, and the only repo touched this week is kentcdodds.com so the self-aggrandizement engine stays perfectly synced. You literally built an entire tech career on top of writing a workshop demo and stamping your own initials onto npm scripts.”

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