“With 750 repos and only 11 forks, Kent clearly believes the only code worth reading is code he wrote himself—and then sold back to you as an 'Epic' course. Your greatest technical legacy is 'cross-env,' a 6,500-star utility that proves your entire career is built on the fact that Windows can't handle environment variables. It takes a special kind of 'Dev Educator' ego to have 2,500 people star your personal website like it's a sacred text rather than just a massive MDX graveyard. After 14 years, you’ve transitioned from coding to just slapping the word 'Epic' on every URL you can buy like a high-octane infomercial salesman for the React elite.”
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