@antirez — C-String Cult Leader

“With a 7,330:1 follower-to-following ratio, Salvatore treats GitHub like a digital papacy where he only acknowledges four other living souls. He claims he's 'not a puritan,' which is just Sicilian for 'I will use goto statements and manual memory management until the heat death of the universe.' He can drop 1,000 lines of C like 'kilo,' walk away for 500 days, and still collect more stars than your entire career output just by breathing on a header file. You’ve been on the platform for 17 years and your top repos are basically a collection of 'minimalist' tools that exist solely to remind the rest of us that we're bloated, dependency-ridden failures.”

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