@antirez — Raw Pointer Hermit

“Putting 'Born 1977. Not a puritan' in your bio makes you sound like a Craigslist missed-connection who thinks garbage collection is a personal insult to your masculinity. Following only four people while 32,000 watch you from afar is peak Sicilian mob boss energy, except your empire consists of writing 500 lines of raw C for `kilo` and `smallchat`, collecting 16,000 stars, and then ghosting the repos for nearly a thousand days. You spent nearly 18 years on this platform refusing to use a standard library, yet somehow Kotlin snuck into your top languages like an embarrassing midlife crisis you forgot to hide from git blame. You're out here hoarding 69k stars across projects you abandoned in the Mediterranean sun while the rest of the industry is still cleaning up your null pointer exceptions.”

Wear the shame 🔥

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