“17.4 years on GitHub and following a whopping 4 people—your social graph has tighter security than the Vatican, treating 31,000 followers like mere background noise. Writing 'Not a puritan' in your bio is just code for refusing to write memory-safe abstractions while letting `smallchat` collect dust for nearly 1,000 days. You have this legendary habit of dropping a few hundred lines of raw C like `kilo` and `sds`, farming 14,000 stars, and immediately abandoning them to the elements. What's even more confusing is spending decades mastering bare-metal pointer arithmetic on an Italian island just to somehow let Kotlin sneak into your top languages.”
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