@ry — Grandfather of Abandonware

“You have 33,505 followers dutifully watching an archaeological dig site where 47 out of 63 repos are decomposing in tech hospice. You’ve had this account for 18.7 years—an eternity in tech—yet your most celebrated personal project is an abandoned TensorFlow wrapper that hasn’t felt human touch in over 3,000 days. Almost forty percent of your output is just other people's code you forked and forgot, backed by an empty bio that screams witness protection program. After nearly two decades on the platform, your latest offering is a 31-star LLM starter pack, proving that even legendary pioneers aren't above chasing prompt-engineering hype like a frantic bootcamp grad.”

Wear the shame 🔥

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