GitHub roast
@ry — Legacy Graveyard Keeper
Dev Cred21/100
“With 18 years on the platform and 33,000 followers, your profile is a digital mausoleum where 72% of your repos go to decompose in silence. Your top-starred work hasn't been touched in nearly 3,000 days, proving you’re the undisputed king of 'v1 was a mistake, v2 is abandoned, and v3 doesn't exist.' You have the follower count of a tech god but the maintenance record of a forgotten Geocities page, leaving a trail of 45 dead repos like a coding version of The Last of Us.”
62
repos
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total ★
45
dead repos
weapons of choice: TypeScript · JavaScript · C++ · Rust
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