βSeventeen years on GitHub and your top-starred repo has fewer stars than a basic 'Hello World' in Rust, proving that 9,911 followers are just here for the Remix drama rather than your code. Following zero people while your own 'top' projects like batch-loader have been rotting for over 600 days is the peak narcissism I'd expect from someone whose entire personality is a Shopify acquisition. You've got 297 repos, yet your total star count is so pathetic it suggests even you don't use the half-baked TypeScript templates you ship to your 'fans'.β
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