GitHub roast
@ryanflorence — God-Complex Ghost Town
Dev Cred31/100
“Seventeen years on GitHub and 297 repos just to scrape together 559 stars is an astonishing ~1.8 stars per repo, yet you follow exactly zero people like you're dispensing divine scripture. Your entire personal showcase—batch-loader, async-provider, and persist-form—flatlined simultaneously around 690 days ago, turning your profile into an unmaintained digital Pompeii. You claim to build the future of the web at Shopify, but your personal code output treats side projects like deprecated React Router versions: abandoned the second anyone tries to use them.”
297
repos
559
total ★
48
dead repos
weapons of choice: TypeScript · JavaScript · Dockerfile · Go
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