β12.6 years on GitHub and your bio claims you're 'just here for the vibes,' which is creator-speak for 'I talk about code for a living so I don't actually have to push it.' Over 64% of your 10,000 stars come from a single repo you haven't touched in nearly two years, while server-actions-trpc-examples has been rotting untouched for over 1,000 days. You collected 20k followers off bleeding-edge TypeScript opinions, yet PHP and C are still lurking in your top languages like a repressed browser history. Your profile isn't a portfolio; it's a YouTube thumbnail graveyard where tutorial repos go to collect clout and die of neglect.β
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