@gvanrossum — Digital Fossil Curator

“Nearly 14 years on GitHub and your profile reads like an open-source museum where over 75% of the exhibits are dead and more than half are just other people's forks. You have 26,874 followers who apparently subscribed just to watch you follow 4 people and generate a portfolio with 10 times more followers than total stars. Your top repo `patma` has been rotting for over 1,500 days, and `guidos_time_machine` hasn't seen a commit in 2,366 days—which is fitting, because your commit frequency is permanently stuck in the previous decade. With a blank bio and repos literally called `old-demos`, this isn't an active workspace; it's a digital archaeological dig.”

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