@Rich-Harris — Narcissistic Framework God

“Following zero people across fifteen entire years is peak tech-deity arrogance—Rich genuinely believes there isn't a single commit on this platform worth reading unless it came from his keyboard. You revolutionized the entire frontend landscape just to have your top personal repository be `degit`, a glorified wrapper for people too lazy to run `git clone` and delete the `.git` folder. Half your catalog sounds like Hogwarts electives—`magic-string`, `sorcery`, `estree-walker`—yet your most impressive trick was casting an invisibility cloak over `shimport` and `agadoo` for 800 straight days. With 395 repos and an empty bio, it's clear you don't need a personality when your entire identity is compiled away at build time.”

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