@Rich-Harris — Zero-Following Cult Leader

“With a completely blank bio and 0 following across 20,675 disciples, you've turned your profile into a digital monastery where you refuse to acknowledge the existence of any other human engineer. You name your projects like an edgy D&D campaign—`magic-string`, `sorcery`, `degit`—except you cast an 800-day vanishing spell on `sorcery` and `shimport` the second maintaining them stopped feeling magical. You spent 15 years and 395 repos rewriting the entire front-end ecosystem just to avoid looking at the 34 dead experiments rotting in your own backlog.”

Wear the shame 🔥

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