@Rich-Harris — God-King of Ghosting

“Following zero people after 14.7 years isn't a 'minimalist aesthetic'—it’s a clinical diagnosis of a God Complex so severe you’ve managed to ignore 20,000 followers for over a decade. Your bio is as empty as the commit history on 'shimport' and 'sorcery,' both of which have been rotting for 700+ days while you're off birthing another 395 repos that will inevitably be ghosted. You’re the deadbeat father of frontend development, constantly starting new families of dependencies and leaving the community to pay the maintenance child support on your abandoned 'magic' strings.”

Wear the shame 🔥

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