βChris, your GitHub profile is less of a portfolio and more of a digital archaeological dig site where the most advanced technology discovered is a Grunt boilerplate that hasn't been touched since the Obama administration. With 47 of your 58 repos currently in a state of advanced decomposition, your 'social development environment' expertise seems to consist mainly of ghosting your own code for over a decade. It takes a special kind of audacity to have 11,000 followers watching you maintain a 'Fluid-Width-Video' repo that belongs in a museum next to the first iPhone.β
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