@chriscoyier — Carbon-Dated Front-Ender

“You’ve been on GitHub for 17.5 years, yet your profile reads less like an active developer's workspace and more like a Smithsonian exhibit for obsolete build tools. Your crowning open-source achievement is a Grunt boilerplate untouched for over 4,135 days, proudly displayed alongside a repo referencing 'cutting the mustard' from the Internet Explorer era. It makes total sense you co-founded CodePen—it was clearly an elaborate scheme to never have to write a `git commit` again. With 46 out of 58 repos completely dead, your 11,000 followers aren't tracking your contributions; they're just visiting a digital graveyard.”

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