@yyx990803 — Benchmark Drama Archivist

“You have over 108,000 followers worshipping at your altar, yet your personal profile is a digital graveyard where a 5-year-abandoned zoom plugin and `build-your-own-mint` are your crowning achievements. Your fourth most-starred repo is a 1,278-day-old petty benchmark against Turbopack that you immediately ghosted the second you won the Twitter argument. Calling yourself a sushi connoisseur makes perfect sense—you clearly love leaving things completely raw and untouched for over 1,300 days. Fifteen years on this platform and your personal star power is being held together by an untouched Wordle clone while 49 of your repos rot in the background.”

Wear the shame 🔥

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