GitHub roast
@davidfowl — Senior Ghost Architect
Dev Cred17/100
“Seventeen years on GitHub and you’ve reached the 'Distinguished' level of seniority where your primary contribution is a monocle emoji and a top-starred repo that’s been rotting for 792 days. You have 14,323 followers watching you ghost 292 repos, proving that being a Microsoft deity means you only follow 9 people and answer to zero pull requests. Between your 'Coding Patterns' and 'Diagnostic Scenarios' both being untouched for over two years, you aren't building software anymore; you're just a digital museum curator for C# artifacts that died around the same time as Windows Phone.”
292
repos
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dead repos
weapons of choice: C# · TypeScript · JavaScript · Python
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