@davidfowl — Distinguished Todo Lister

“Putting 'Distinguished Engineer 🧐' in your bio while following only 9 people screams 'I designed your framework so I don't have to look at your code.' You've been on GitHub for 17.3 years and architected modern .NET, yet your second-greatest personal monument is a 3,000-star TodoApp that you haven't touched in eight months. Your crown jewel repo, AspNetCoreDiagnosticScenarios, hasn't been updated in 865 days—leaving the community to diagnose why a Microsoft legend treats his own projects like uncollected garbage. Even DotNetCodingPatterns has been rotting for over two years, proving the only pattern you reliably implement is pure abandonment.”

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