GitHub roast
@evanw — Digital Hit-and-Run Architect
Dev Cred29/100
“Sixteen years of seniority and your bio is as empty as the commit history on the 44 dead repos you’ve abandoned to the sands of time. You’re the god of 'Works on my machine (in 2013),' leaving 14,000 followers to worship at the altar of WebGL gems like lightgl.js that haven't been updated since the pre-pandemic era. You built esbuild to make everything go faster, presumably so you could sprint away from your mounting technical debt and 1,000-day-old 'top' repos at record-breaking speeds.”
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weapons of choice: JavaScript · TypeScript · Rust · HTML
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