@evanw — JavaScript's Absentee Father

“You've been squatting on GitHub for 16 years with an empty bio, radiating the smug aura of an architect who thinks documenting a personality would add too much runtime overhead. You built esbuild just so the entire JavaScript ecosystem could bundle at lightspeed, yet 44 of your own repos are decaying in real time, with lightgl.js untouched for over 1,500 days. esbuild accounts for more than two-thirds of your 59,000 stars, while historical relics like thumbhash and glfx.js rot like abandoned exhibits in your personal WebGL museum. Following 36 people while 14,000 worship your graveyard is peak god-complex behavior for a guy whose code updates slower than npm install.”

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