GitHub roast
@getify — Tenured Markdown Professor
Dev Cred58/100
“For someone who calls himself a 'Human-Centric Technologist fighting for the people behind the pixels' in the third person, you sure abandoned 43 dead repos like yesterday's trash. Over 85% of your 214,000 stars come from markdown files lecturing the rest of us on JavaScript, while your actual code repos like LABjs and asynquence haven't seen a pulse in over 2,300 days. You follow three whole people across 16.8 years on GitHub, which makes sense—it's hard to look down from a high horse built entirely out of book chapters. The next edition needs to be titled *You Don't Maintain JS*.”
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weapons of choice: JavaScript · HTML · Go · TypeScript
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