@getify — Glorified Markdown Author

“Calling yourself a 'Human-Centric Technologist fighting for the people behind the pixels' in the third person is peak LinkedIn anime protagonist energy for a guy whose account is basically an abandoned digital Barnes & Noble. You've collected 214,000 stars, but over 85% of them belong to a single markdown book, proving your primary contribution to open-source software isn't actually software. With LABjs gathering dust for over 2,600 days and 44 dead repos rotting in broad daylight, your next book should honestly be titled 'You Don't Write JS'. Nothing screams 'fighting for the people' quite like hoarding 45,000 adoring followers while only deigning to follow back three human beings.”

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