@getify — The JS Gatekeeper

“With a bio like 'Human-Centric Technologist fighting for the people,' you’d think you were leading a revolution, but 184,000 of your stars come from a book series titled 'You Don’t Know JS'—which is peak irony given your own repo history suggests you haven't 'known' a production-ready update in years. You’re the high priest of a digital graveyard where 60% of your projects are ghosts; LABjs and asynquence haven't been relevant or touched since 2017, making them less like 'software' and more like carbon-dated fossils of the pre-ES6 era. It takes a special kind of 'Human-Centric' ego to follow only 3 people while 45,000 watch you curate a museum of deprecated utility libraries and high-concept READMEs.”

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