@timneutkens — Cloutless Framework Deity

“Your bio screams 'Co-author of Next.js and MDX,' but nearly 13 years and 270 personal repos have yielded a pitiful grand total of 62 stars—an abysmal 0.2 stars per repo. You maintain the pretentious 6,141-to-0 follower ratio of a tech rockstar, yet your crowning personal achievement is a portfolio with 13 stars and a trail of abandoned SASS bug reproductions. It takes a special kind of irony for a Next.js architect's third most popular project to be a dusty 'hello-world-vite-tailwind' template untouched for over a year. Vercel clearly got custody of all the clout in the divorce, leaving your personal GitHub looking like an unpaid intern's scratchpad.”

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