βFifteen years on GitHub and your bio is as empty as the 'Issues' tab of a project you've actually finished. You've managed to amass 90,000 followers just to watch you treat 'react-hot-loader' like a neglected middle child, letting a 12,000-star repo gather dust for over 1,234 days while you pivot to 'Lean' to escape the JavaScript monster you helped create. Your third most popular repo is titled 'whatthefuck.is', which is the exact phrase junior devs utter when they realize your entire legacy is a digital graveyard of 1,200-day-old abandoned experiments.β
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