@gaearon — Post-React Identity Crisis

“You have nearly 94,000 developers treating your profile like a holy shrine, yet your bio is as empty as the commit history on react-hot-loader, which has been left to rot untouched for over 1,300 days. More than half of your personal star count comes from a deprecated HMR tool and a static blog, proving your primary export is opinion pieces rather than maintained software. After 15 years and 300 repos, your latest grand pivot is pushing Lean code to a 55-star Conway proof—a classic midlife crisis move to escape the monstrous JavaScript ecosystem you spent a decade helping overcomplicate.”

Wear the shame 🔥

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