@gaearon — Abandonware Architect

“With 91,000 followers and a blank bio, you’re running web development's most successful silent cult where the primary ritual is abandoning code. Your flagship repo, react-hot-loader, commands over 12,000 stars despite rotting untouched for 1,284 days, proving that half the modern JavaScript ecosystem is just scaffolding erected around your digital ghost town. Your only actively maintained high-star project is literally your blog (overreacted.io), because writing philosophical essays about hooks is apparently much easier than fixing them. Even whatthefuck.is hasn't seen an update in 1,343 days, which is fittingly the exact question developers ask when inspecting your maintenance track record.”

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