@bradfitz — Web 2.0 Museum Curator

“Your bio reads like a museum placard for software created before your followers had lower back pain, with Perl still haunting your top languages after an 18.5-year tenure. You have over 13,000 followers watching you work, yet you've accumulated barely 2,700 total stars across 178 repos—meaning thousands of people follow you strictly out of historical obligation. Strip away `gomemcache` carrying nearly 70% of your entire star portfolio, and the Go core contributor's solo output collapses into Simpsons references like `embiggen-disk` and repos scraping by on 15 stars. You spent a decade building a language just to write network utilities with the engagement rate of a freshman CS student's homework.”

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