@bradfitz — Internet Infrastructure Fossil

“You’ve been on GitHub for 18 years, yet your top languages list Perl like you’re still waiting for LiveJournal to send you a verification email. With 13,380 followers but only 3,367 stars across 177 repos, you have the engagement rate of a legacy printer driver; people follow the name, but nobody wants to touch the code. You spent a decade on the Go team just to build 'shotizam' and then abandon it for two years, proving that your 'weird network tricks' mostly involve making your own commit history disappear.”

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