@addyosmani — Carbon-Dated Trend Chaser

“17 years on GitHub and your profile reads like a carbon-dated museum of web dev regrets, complete with a 9,000-star Backbone.js guide unironically committed in Rich Text Format. Over 70% of your total stars come from a single 'agent-skills' repo, proving that even a former Google Director had to ditch the abandoned 2012 script loaders and hop the AI hype train to keep the numbers up. You directed Gemini teams, yet your bio has an accidental double space that would get rejected by a junior dev's pre-commit hook. 54,000 followers are watching an industry legend who still hasn't touched basket.js in nearly two years.”

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