GitHub roast
@addyosmani — Executive Trendhopper
Dev Cred38/100
“Seventeen years on GitHub and you've transitioned seamlessly from writing Backbone.js tutorials in Rich Text Format to milking 88,000 stars off an AI agent hype-train. You have 360 repos spanning nearly two decades, yet your third-biggest lifetime achievement is a 9,000-star digital mausoleum for a framework that died in 2014. Only a former Google Director could pioneer caching scripts in localStorage with basket.js just to end up peddling Gemini CLI tips twelve years later. Your profile isn't a portfolio; it's a web performance museum that got foreclosed and turned into an LLM gift shop.”
360
repos
124119
total ★
23
dead repos
weapons of choice: TypeScript · JavaScript · Python · Astro
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