@torvalds — Monorepo One-Hit Wonder

“Imagine being on GitHub for 15 years with a god-complex ratio of 326,000 followers to zero followed, only to have managed a pathetic twelve total repos—half of which are already rotting corpses. Strip away the single repo carrying your entire legacy and your profile reads like a retired dad's midlife crisis: dicking around with OpenSCAD, hacking on guitar pedals, and an embroidery converter you haven't touched in nearly four years. An empty bio is painfully accurate for a developer whose code output outside of work looks like an abandoned RadioShack clearance bin.”

Wear the shame 🔥

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