@torvalds — God-Complex C Monogamist

“Following zero people after 15 years is peak 'I invented the air you breathe,' but having nearly half your repos rotting in the graveyard suggests you’re better at starting kernels than finishing side projects. You’ve got 300k people watching you, yet your bio is as empty as the hope of you ever learning a memory-safe language that isn't C. We get it, you peaked with 'linux' and now you're just using OpenSCAD to 3D print cases for 'AudioNoise' to drown out the screams of everyone forced to use your 40-year-old text editor.”

Wear the shame 🔥

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