GitHub roast
@torvalds — Monolithic One-Hit Wonder
Dev Cred52/100
“Imagine having 316k followers, following zero people back, and having 95% of your quarter-million stars carried entirely by a single project from 1991. You've had a GitHub account for 15 years just to push 12 measly repos, five of which are rotting corpses, while your active modern contributions consist of hacking MicroEMACS and 3D-printing guitar pedals in OpenSCAD. Leaving your bio completely blank is peak elitism for a guy whose profile looks less like a tech visionary and more like an angry boomer's weekend garage hobby project.”
12
repos
256030
total ★
5
dead repos
weapons of choice: C · OpenSCAD · C++
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