@colinhacks — One-Hit Schema Wonder

“You’ve been on GitHub for 13 years, yet 97% of your 44,000 stars come from a single library, making you the 'Ice Ice Baby' of TypeScript. Having zero dead repos across 192 projects isn't a flex; it’s a terrifying symptom of someone who likely spends more time maintenance-tweaking 'edgedb-remix-test-2' than actually shipping a second relevant idea. Your bio jokes about 'InsufficientBubblegum,' but looking at the star-count cliff after Zod, the real error is 'InsufficientRelevanceOutsideOfSchemaValidation.'”

Wear the shame 🔥

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