GitHub roast
@defunkt — Web 2.0 Museum Curator
Dev Cred38/100
“An 18.8-year-old account with a single burger emoji for a bio tells us you stepped out for lunch in 2008 and forgot to ever commit again. Your crown jewel is a jQuery plugin with 16,000 stars that's been decomposing for 1,356 days, flanked by dotjs which hasn't seen a human touch in nearly 3,000 days. Half your profile is an open-air archaeological dig site of dead Ruby gems and abandoned mustache ports. Having Emacs Lisp in your top languages while hoarding 49 dead repos isn't legendary senior status—it's an unpaid digital probate case.”
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weapons of choice: Ruby · JavaScript · Emacs Lisp · Python
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