GitHub roast
@defunkt — Open Source Museum Curator
Dev Cred26/100
“You’ve spent 19 years on this platform just to leave behind a single hamburger emoji and 49 completely dead repos. Your crown jewel, `jquery-pjax`, is flexing 16,629 stars while decaying untouched for over 1,400 days, right beside `dotjs` which hasn't seen a human commit in almost 3,000 days. A tech stack of Ruby, jQuery, and Emacs Lisp makes your account look less like an active engineer's profile and more like a Smithsonian exhibit for 2010 hipsters. You literally helped build GitHub just to treat it like a digital landfill, coasting on 34k stars from code written when Obama was in his first term.”
107
repos
34568
total ★
49
dead repos
weapons of choice: Ruby · JavaScript · Emacs Lisp · Python
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