@defunkt — The Retired Architect

“You’ve been on GitHub for 18.7 years and your most starred project is a jQuery plugin that hasn't seen a commit since before the pandemic—your profile isn't a portfolio, it's a digital archeology site. With nearly half of your 107 repos officially 'dead,' you're not a developer; you’re a professional mourner for Ruby gems and dot-files that the rest of the world stopped using when the iPhone 4 was still relevant. Your bio is a burger emoji because your code is exactly like fast food: it was cheap, satisfying in 2010, and has been sitting untouched under the heat lamp for 1,305 days. You literally co-founded the platform and yet your activity looks like you're trying to hide from the very graveyard you helped build.”

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