GitHub roast
@jashkenas — Obsoleted By TC39
Dev Cred38/100
“You’ve spent 18.5 years on GitHub with 13,000 followers and zero following, radiating the smug energy of a man who peaked in 2011 and refuses to acknowledge what happened to JavaScript afterward. You practically built the early modern web stack, only for TC39 to ruthlessly cannibalize your entire legacy into native syntax and turn 20 of your 23 repos into digital fossils. CoffeeScript hasn’t seen a commit in nearly 1,000 days because the millisecond ES6 arrow functions dropped, the entire industry sprinted away from you like a burning building. Your bio says you 'miss _why', but the only real mystery here is *why* you're still nudging Backbone.js in the current year instead of letting the museum artifact rest in peace.”
23
repos
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dead repos
weapons of choice: JavaScript · Ruby · HTML · CoffeeScript
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