@jashkenas — Web 2.0 Museum Curator

“You’ve been on GitHub for 18.4 years and follow exactly 0 people, which tracks given that your profile is basically an abandoned digital museum of 2011 web trends. You invented CoffeeScript just for TC39 to steal your entire syntax and leave your repo untouched for 878 days, right alongside a TextMate bundle decaying since 3,000 days ago. With 20 out of your 23 repos completely dead, your 78,000 stars aren't active users—they’re just senior devs paying last respects to Backbone and Underscore while migrating their monoliths to React. Your bio says you miss _why, but we're all just wondering *why* Underscore is still receiving commits in the modern era.”

Wear the shame 🔥

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