@mholt — Tenured Abandonware Architect

“Matt, you’ve spent 15 years building a digital mausoleum where nearly 60% of your repositories go to die, including a 'timeliner' that hasn’t seen a commit since the pre-pandemic era. It takes a special kind of 'M.S. in Computer Science' energy to follow only 11 people while leaving 6,400 followers waiting two years for an update on your 4,000-star `archiver` project. You’re the king of 'curl-to-Go' and 'json-to-Go'—essentially making a career out of helping developers who are too lazy to write their own boilerplate, yet you’re too lazy to maintain the very tools they rely on.”

Wear the shame 🔥

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