“You’ve been on GitHub for 16.5 years—long enough to witness the birth and death of ten frameworks—yet your top-starred repo is still a collection of basic HTML snippets. You’ve managed to turn 'beginner-javascript' into a decade-long personality trait, successfully convincing 35,000 followers that you’re a developer when you’re actually just a high-end README curator. With 50,000 stars spread across 'dad-jokes' and lists of gear you buy, your profile isn't a portfolio; it's a BuzzFeed feed for people who are still afraid of the 'this' keyword.”
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