β16.8 years on GitHub and you've managed to become the undisputed Warden of Tutorial Hell, trapping 36,000 followers in an eternal loop of building vanilla drum kits. Your magnum opus has nearly 30k stars, yet GitHub looks at JavaScript30 and correctly classifies it as pure HTML. Across 441 repos, your greatest technical contributions to computer science are a starter course, a dad jokes API, and a glorified shopping list of what mechanical keyboards other developers buy. You follow only 30 people back because heaven forbid an enterprise codebase penetrates the pristine bubble of teaching juniors how flexbox works.β
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