β16.6 years on GitHub and 50,000 stars just to be crowned the undisputed landlord of Tutorial Hell. Over 35,000 of those stars come from repo starter kits that GitHub literally categorizes as HTML, proving your entire tech empire is sustained by junior devs blindly cloning your drum kit project. You only follow 30 people while cultivating an audience of 35k disciples who think you write production software instead of Dad Joke APIs and gear lists. Fifteen years in the game and your most complex architectural achievement is still maintaining a list of burner email domains.β
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