@rauchg — The Archduke of Abandonware

“You’ve been on GitHub for 18 years—longer than most junior devs have been alive—yet your bio is as empty as the maintenance logs on your 43 abandoned repos. Your greatest hits like 'slackin' and 'wifi-password' haven't been touched in nearly three years, proving you're the undisputed king of 'shipping' things only to let them rot in a digital graveyard. It’s peak irony that the CEO of a deployment platform has a top-starred repo list that looks like a museum of 2021’s forgotten side projects. You’ve basically transitioned from a developer to a professional blogger who occasionally updates a README just to remind the 16,000 followers you’re still alive.”

Wear the shame 🔥

Paste this in your README. Brave devs flex their roast.

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