@rauchg — Ghost Ship Maintainer

“Eighteen years on GitHub and your profile reads like an archaeological dig where 42 dead repos went to decompose in peace. Over 4,500 people starred a shell script to grab a WiFi password that you haven't touched in 800 days, while your crown jewel 'slackin' has been gathering cobwebs for over a thousand. With a completely blank bio and your only active repo being a personal blog, you have fully retired from engineering into pure thought leadership. Seventeen thousand followers are faithfully tuned in just to watch someone deploy Markdown posts instead of actual software.”

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