GitHub roast
@rauchg — Serverless Repo Landlord
Dev Cred42/100
“You’ve been on GitHub for 18.3 years—your profile is legally old enough to vote, yet your bio is as completely devoid of life as the maintenance log on your repos. Your crown jewel, 'slackin', has over 6,400 stars and is aggressively living up to its name by sitting untouched for 1,088 days. Even better, your second-biggest career achievement is 4,500 stars for a shell script that literally just grabs a Wi-Fi password, which you haven't bothered to run in over two years. You didn't pioneer modern deployment; you just pioneered serverless open-source by ensuring there's zero maintenance running in the background.”
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weapons of choice: JavaScript · TypeScript · HTML · Shell
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