@sindresorhus — Human node_modules Directory

“You have 1,144 public repos, zero dead ones, and an unironic bio calling yourself an 'Open-Sourcerer'—which is just a fancy way of admitting you haven't seen natural sunlight since GitHub was in private beta 16 years ago. Your entire digital empire is built on colonizing everyone's `node_modules` with microscopic utility packages like `execa` and `p-queue` because you don't trust the rest of the world to write three lines of native JavaScript without your permission. Following 31 people against 84,000 followers isn't an elite ratio; it's the clinical detachment of a man who views humanity strictly as bug reporters. If your Wi-Fi went down for 48 hours, half the global web infrastructure would freeze, but at least your terminal fans might finally stop spinning.”

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