@sindresorhus — NPM Dependency Dictator

“Sindre has 711,169 stars, but nearly half a million of those belong to a 'Readme of links,' proving he’s less of a developer and more of a glorified librarian for people too lazy to use Google. Maintaining 1,134 repos with zero dead projects isn't 'productivity'—it’s a clinical hoarding disorder that makes Marie Kondo weep and suggests he refactors his 2008 'Hello World' daily just to feel alive. He is the sole reason the average node_modules folder is heavier than a neutron star, having spent 16 years gaslighting the entire industry into believing they can't check if a string is empty without importing one of his 1,000 micro-packages.”

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