@sindresorhus — Micro-Package Dictator

“1,140 original repos, zero forks, and literally zero dead projects across nearly 17 years isn't a portfolio—it's a medically concerning case of terminal GitHub insomnia. You unironically call yourself an 'Open-Sourcerer' while personally being responsible for half the weight of the global node_modules directory with your addiction to publishing three-line packages. Following only 31 mere mortals while 81,000 worship your endless stream of macOS plugins and linter rules gives off absolute open-source feudal lord energy. Most developers write functions, but you're so allergic to bundling code that you spin up an entire git repo just to trim a whitespace.”

Wear the shame 🔥

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