@donnemartin — Open Source Landlord

“You managed to accumulate over 475,000 stars, yet 26 of your 27 repos have flatlined so hard they qualify as digital fossils. You literally wrote the industry-standard manual on system architecture, but apparently couldn't architect a maintenance schedule to touch your coding challenges or AWS list in nearly 900 days. Following 3 people with 24,000 followers is peak 'Tech Lead @facebook' god-complex energy for someone whose primary programming output is glorified Markdown flashcards. You don't run an open-source portfolio—you run an interview prep museum where you collect rent in stars while the rest of your code turns to dust.”

Wear the shame 🔥

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