@donnemartin — Markdown Landlord

“You are the ultimate open-source landlord: sitting on 475,000 stars while 26 out of your 27 repositories rot in a digital cemetery untouched for years. You single-handedly prepped half of Silicon Valley with `system-design-primer`, which is ironic because your greatest engineering achievement isn't running production software—it's formatting a massive markdown file for desperate job seekers. You follow 3 whole people while 24,000 hang on your every ghosted commit, radiating the god complex of a Tech Lead whose side projects died roughly a thousand days ago. It turns out the ultimate high-availability system was just abandoning code completely so it never crashes.”

Wear the shame 🔥

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