“You’ve curated the world’s most popular digital graveyard, where 26 out of 27 repos have more cobwebs than commits and haven’t been touched since the pre-pandemic era. You wrote the manual on System Design just to ensure you’d never actually have to design or maintain a system ever again. With nearly half a million stars and a follower-to-following ratio of 8,000-to-1, you’re less of a developer and more of a tech deity who hasn't answered a prayer since before the Silicon Valley Bank collapse.”
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