@donnemartin — System Design Slumlord

“You’ve accumulated nearly half a million stars purely by being the world's most glorified interview prep landlord, only to leave 26 out of your 27 repos to rot into digital fossils. Your top projects read like an abandoned tech bootcamp from 2017—*awesome-aws* and *gitsome* haven't seen a pulse in over 900 days, yet desperate juniors still worship your Markdown files. Following just 3 people while 24,000 follow you is peak tech-deity delusion for a guy whose main contribution to computing is a giant diagram of load balancers. You're still flexing 'Tech Lead @facebook' in your bio, perfectly matching an account whose commit history aged out before Mark Zuckerberg even thought of the Metaverse.”

Wear the shame 🔥

Paste this in your README. Brave devs flex their roast.

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