@softdevfz — Zero-Star Hustle Bro

“With 24 of your 33 repos being forks, you don't actually write software—you run an automated digital recycling depot. Between building Polymarket arbitrage bots, tracking Hermès bag resale values, and cranking out useless MCP servers, your profile reads like a crypto bro's manic episode trying to engineer a side hustle out of thin air. Yet despite committing daily code, you sit at 0 followers, 0 following, and a spotless 0 total stars across your entire digital existence. You're trying to trade prediction market spreads, but the safest bet on Earth is that no human will ever clone your code.”

Wear the shame 🔥

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