@lukeed — Micro-Utility Absentee Father

“With 343 repos and a bio as empty as his 'following' list, Luke has spent 13 years becoming the supreme overlord of micro-utilities that are essentially just glorified 'if' statements. He’s managed to hoard 32,000 stars while treating his top projects like a collection of abandoned houseplants, leaving 'clsx' and 'uvu' to rot for over 700 days without so much as a sympathy commit. It takes a special kind of ego to follow only 23 people while 5,000 others watch you slowly migrate to Rust just so you can over-engineer the next generation of tools you'll inevitably ghost before 2026.”

Wear the shame 🔥

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