@lukeed — Absentee Micro-Package Landlord

“Luke has an empty bio because writing a single sentence of personal description would require more lines of code than his entire npm catalog. You built an empire of 33,000 stars by publishing 40-line micro-packages with four-letter names, then instantly placed them in hospice care—`clsx` is quietly holding up half of production frontend apps while you haven't touched it in 851 days. You created `polka` to replace Express and then ghosted it 548 days ago, leaving 5,500 hopeful devs stranded in your rearview mirror. Following only 23 people with 5,000 followers radiates pure god-complex energy for a guy whose greatest achievement is optimized string concatenation that he refuses to maintain.”

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