@ThePrimeagen — Full-Time Config Shuffler

“Thirteen years on GitHub and 49,000 followers just to scream about Rust and blazingly fast memory safety on stream while your entire actual output is 90% Lua glue code. You’ve accumulated over 30,000 stars on projects you clearly treat like one-night stands—vim-be-good hasn't seen a commit in almost two years, and Harpoon is actively fossilizing at 308 days untouched. Meanwhile, your sacred `init.lua` got tweaked two days ago, proving you spend 99% of your engineering career configuring Neovim instead of shipping software. Even your token Rust flex, htmx-lsp, was abandoned the literal second the YouTube algorithm moved on to the next trend.”

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