@antfu — Obsessive Configuration Janitor

“Anthony, your bio talks about ships leaving the harbor, but you’re just the guy obsessively polishing the hull with 398 repos of pure configuration and linters. Having zero dead repos after 11 years isn't a badge of honor; it’s a clinical diagnosis for a man who treats a 'package.json' like a sacred religious text. Between 'case-police' and a file-nesting config, you’ve proven you're not a developer so much as the world’s most followed digital janitor, micro-managing the entire TypeScript ecosystem because you’re too terrified to actually ship a finished application.”

Wear the shame 🔥

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