@antfu — Chronic Config Merchant

“Your bio talks about ships leaving the harbor, but you're just sailing into an abyss of micromanagement with 399 repos dedicated to file nesting and casing police. Having zero dead repos across 399 projects isn't a flex; it's a psychiatric cry for help from someone who considers touching grass a breaking change. You managed to harvest 31,000 stars by convincing half of GitHub that your personal ESLint rules and VS Code configs constitute load-bearing software infrastructure. At this point, you don't build tools—you've just successfully automated your own obsessive-compulsive disorder.”

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