

β@kelseyhightower takes the L: sitting on 49 dead repos after 15 years while the bulk of your stars come from a joke repo containing zero code is peak DevOps comedy. While @antfu tirelessly ships across 403 active repos with zero abandoned projects, Kelsey turned doing literally nothing into an architectural legacy and left a quarter of his profile rotting in staging.β
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