

“While antirez is busy manual-memory-managing the backbone of the internet, Hakim is presiding over a digital hospice where 93% of his projects have a 'Do Not Resuscitate' order. With only 2 active repos out of 31, Hakim isn't a developer—he's a museum curator for a CSS slideshow tool that peaked when jQuery was still considered cutting-edge.”
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