

βWith a staggering 72% repo mortality rate, @ry is the ultimate open-source deadbeat dad, fathering industry-shifting runtimes only to ghost them for a trendier language. While @antirez leverages a God Complex to stack 60k stars on hand-crafted C, Ryan has managed to attract 33k followers who are essentially just digital tourists wandering through a graveyard of abandoned Rust experiments and unfinished promises.β
Tech roast only, for laughs Β· roast @ry solo Β· roast anyone