

β@ry is running an open-source hospice center where 47 out of 63 repos went to die, scrounging up a pitiful 4,231 stars over 18.6 years despite 33k confused followers waiting for a commit that isn't a dead-end rewrite. While @antirez built a 66k-star legacy on raw C with only two forks to his name, @ry padded nearly 40% of his profile with other people's code just to leave it rotting. It takes a special kind of neglect to have a 75% repo mortality rate on an account older than the average junior dev.β
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