

β@antirez has 16 times your stars on pure artisanal C, while @ry's profile is a high-traffic morgue where 75% of his repos go to die. Sitting on 33k followers for nearly two decades just to flaunt 4,232 personal stars and 24 forks is tragic. Antirez writes memory-unsafe code that runs the world; Ryan rewrites JavaScript runtimes every seven years and leaves his own profile looking like an abandoned construction site.β
Tech roast only, for laughs Β· roast @ry solo Β· roast anyone