@brendangregg vs @kennethreitz

“Brendan manages a repo graveyard so vast it needs its own DTrace script just to find a heartbeat, boasting a 97% abandonment rate that makes Kenneth look like a dedicated maintainer. While Kenneth chases clout with READMEs, Brendan is the 'Main Character' of a Perl-based museum, following zero people because he’s too busy watching his 14-year-old Shell scripts decompose in real-time.”