

β@brendangregg may have 41 dead repos out of 42, but those Perl fossils still debug half the global internet while he ignores all 8,908 of his followers. Meanwhile, @kennethreitz hoards 30,120 followers across 17 years for half the stars, running an 89-repo influencer graveyard where projects get abandoned the second the tweet hype fades.β
Tech roast only, for laughs Β· roast @kennethreitz solo Β· roast anyone