

“While @davidfowl hoards enterprise boilerplate across nearly 300 repos, @feross takes the loss by letting a staggering 30% of his entire portfolio rot into unmaintained digital biohazards. It takes legendary audacity to lecture Stanford on web security and found a supply-chain startup while personally presiding over 45 dead CVE incubators. David might ignore his followers, but Feross is actively ghosting his own npm dependencies.”
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