

“With 20 out of 23 repos rotting in a digital shallow grave, @jashkenas isn't maintaining open source—he's curating a Web 2.0 cemetery with an 87% mortality rate. @davidfowl might be churning out endless enterprise boilerplate across 294 repos, but at least his commit graph still has a pulse this decade. Jeremy is sitting on 78,000 legacy stars like a ghost guarding ruins, watching TC39 strip-mine CoffeeScript while his untouched TextMate bundles gather fossil fuel.”
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