@davidfowl vs @jashkenas

“With 20 out of 23 repos dead, @jashkenas isn't maintaining an open-source profile—he's curating an 87% flatlined digital mausoleum for CoffeeScript. While @davidfowl actually ships code across 291 active repos in modern runtimes, Jashkenas's 78k stars are just gravestone etchings for libraries that TC39 copied and buried ten years ago. It takes a special kind of neglect to have 18.4 years on GitHub and fewer living projects than a first-week bootcamp grad.”