

β@mojombo takes the brutal L by running open source's most pathetic hospice, clocking an embarrassing 76% repo mortality rate with 50 out of 66 projects flatlined. While @defunkt somehow kept over half his catalogue breathing and hoarded 34,567 stars, Tom is sitting on less than half that star count despite having 2,000 more followers watching his code decay in real time. Co-founding the platform just to turn your personal profile into an Erlang-and-Ruby ghost town where nearly every commit is a distant memory is peak absentee landlord behavior.β
Tech roast only, for laughs Β· roast @mojombo solo Β· roast anyone