“Five and a half years on GitHub and you've accumulated five total stars, achieving an abysmal clout velocity of less than one star per calendar year. You're out here flexing membership at '@ByteTheCookies' like you're an elite underground threat actor, but your crowning achievements are an edgy two-star repo named '0xFFman' and a classic, low-effort 'misc' dump. Writing CTF writeups in raw C won't make you Mr. Robot when you can't even out-ratio your own following count. You've pushed six repositories in half a decade—your degree will finish long before you ever break into double-digit followers.”
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