

“While @fabpot is a PHP fossil, @dhh is a Ruby ghost who has spent 18 years curating a profile with the productivity of a parked car. With 14x more repos and 10x the stars, @fabpot actually looks like a developer, whereas @dhh's profile is just a high-ego graveyard consisting of three forks and three dead dreams. Imagine being in the game for two decades and having fewer stars than a mediocre 'Hello World' tutorial.”
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