

β@dhh takes the beating with an embarrassing 18/100 dev-cred: 26,000 followers inflating a ghost town of just 9 repos and a microscopic 297 stars over nearly two decades. While @fabpot at least maintains a pulse with 91 repos across multiple languages, @dhh is running a 44% graveyard rate in Ruby alone, averaging one new repo every two years. Having an 18.5-year-old account with fewer stars than a sophomore's CS homework repo is a legendary level of public slacking.β
Tech roast only, for laughs Β· roast @dhh solo Β· roast anyone