@evanw vs @lukeed

“While @evanw is a 'Hit-and-Run Architect' leaving craters of impact, @lukeed is just a serial litterer whose 343 repos are mostly npm-installable 'if' statements. Luke managed to ship triple the code of Evan while garnering half the stars, proving he is the supreme overlord of quantity over quality—a man who would rather publish 300 micro-packages than build one project with a heartbeat.”