

“Evan somehow accrued 108k followers while maintaining a star count that wouldn't even rank him in the top 100 CSS frameworks, proving he's more influencer than engineer. While Dan’s 'legacy' code actually runs the internet, Evan's profile is a high-traffic morgue where 25% of his ideas go to die in the 'Void.' 15 years in and his crowning achievement is a three-year-old tutorial—he's not a developer, he's a social media manager for abandoned repos.”
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