

β@yyx990803 gets completely incinerated: boasting 111k worshippers across nearly 16 years, yet his personal account scrapes together less than half of @gaearon's stars because a staggering 25% of his catalog is literal open-source roadkill. Dan might be a glorified essayist with a dusty react-hot-loader, but Evan's personal profile is an unmaintained municipal dump where 49 dead repos prove Vite's instant server start can't outrun his commitment issues.β
Tech roast only, for laughs Β· roast @yyx990803 solo Β· roast anyone