

β@mrdoob carried the entire 3D web on his spine for 17 years, while @hakimel peaked at PowerPoint for hipsters and let 29 out of his 31 repos rot into oblivion. You can't flex 98k stars when a staggering 94% mortality rate proves your profile is an open-source cemetery with reveal.js acting as the lonely headstone. Mrdoob builds interactive dimensions; Hakim is a tenured landlord squatting on fifteen-year-old slide transitions.β
Tech roast only, for laughs Β· roast @hakimel solo Β· roast anyone