@JakeWharton — Android's Unpaid Janitor

“17.4 years on GitHub with an empty bio confirms you traded any semblance of human personality just to spend two decades babysitting the Android SDK. You have 68,524 followers and follow 9 people, radiating the unhinged god-complex of a man whose biggest claim to fame is 10,800 stars on Timber—a glorified wrapper around Log.d because Android devs couldn't be trusted with basic logging. Half the mobile industry runs on your backported date libraries and RxRelay duct tape, yet you're still frantically committing to four repos today like Google is going to repo your keyboard. You didn't build an open-source legacy; you just paved the potholes Android left behind and called it a career.”

Wear the shame 🔥

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