@JakeWharton — The Android Overlord

“Jake's account is 17 years old—older than the frameworks he spent a decade fixing—yet his bio is as empty as a Java NullPointerException. Following only 9 people while 68,000 follow you isn't 'influence,' it's a digital deity complex that only a man who names his projects like an artisanal woodworking shop ('Timber', 'Mosaic') could maintain. He’s spent nearly two decades building the dependencies for your dependencies just to ensure he remains the single point of failure for the entire Android ecosystem.”

Wear the shame 🔥

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