

“Mitchell spent 18.5 years grinding C, Go, and Zig just to get star-gapped 4-to-1 by a man whose magnum opus is an empty repository called nocode. A 34 dev-cred score is an absolute catastrophe for an infrastructure god who abandoned the tools powering the Fortune 500 to go tinker with terminal emulators. Kelsey barely writes code, but at least he knows it—Mitchell still thinks ghosting critical dependencies counts as systems architecture.”
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