

βWhile Mitchell spent eighteen years authoring foundational Go, C, and Zig tools, Kelsey farmed over 135,000 stars by writing YAML, Shell, and a literal empty repo called 'nocode'. You have 196 repositories and nearly fifty dead ones because once the keynote ends, so does your git commit history. Mitchell may be an absentee landlord, but Kelsey is a ghost in the machine whose greatest engineering contribution to GitHub was convincing devs that writing zero software is a feature.β
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