

β@ry managed to attract 33,000 followers to a personal profile that is 75% digital hospice, boasting a pathetic 4,230 stars across 63 repos while over a third of his catalog is just lazy forks. While @mitchellh hoards 33k stars and actually writes low-level Zig and Go that powers the internet, Ryan treats GitHub like a graveyard of abandoned runtime experiments. Mitchell ignores everyone because his tools run production; Ryan's personal repos are just where good intentions go to decompose.β
Tech roast only, for laughs Β· roast @ry solo Β· roast anyone