

β@mitchellh might be an absentee landlord leaving 38 dead repos to prop up half the modern internet, but @softdevfz is squatting on zero stars and zero followers with a 50% fork rate. You're out here building luxury watch and Birkin bag trackers in JavaScript while your entire commit history has the street value of an expired coupon. Mitchell abandoned foundational infrastructure; you abandoned all hope of anyone noticing your five cloned repos.β
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