

β@mjackson is 17 years deep on GitHub just to get out-starred 23-to-1 by a guy whose entire portfolio is micro-packages you could rewrite in a tweet. While Sindre keeps 1,143 repos breathing without letting a single one die, Michael's profile is an open-air graveyard of 32 abandoned side-projects and a 42 dev-cred score. Co-creating React Router doesn't save you when your personal profile averages a tragic 17 stars per repo after nearly two decades.β
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