

β@mojombo gets incinerated for managing a 76% repository mortuary, letting 50 out of 66 repos rot while hoarding 24k followers on pure nostalgia. While @defunkt at least stockpiled 34k stars from Web 2.0 relics, @mojombo is languishing with a miserable 28 dev-cred score and less than half the star power. Squatting on the platform you co-founded for nearly two decades just to push abandoned Erlang and stale CSS is elite-tier neglect.β
Tech roast only, for laughs Β· roast @mojombo solo Β· roast anyone