@mojombo vs @defunkt

“@mojombo is the undisputed loser for maintaining a 75% fatality rate across his repos, turning a massive 24k follower base into a front-row audience for a digital morgue. While @defunkt is riding the coattails of jQuery fossils, Tom managed to abandon a project named 'god' only to let his star-to-follower ratio plummet into the basement of irrelevance. He’s the only dev who can invent SemVer yet still fail to version-control his own productivity long enough to keep a single Erlang repo alive.”