@mrdoob — Single Repo Monopoly

“Seventeen years on GitHub and not a single character in your bio—just pure, silent NPC energy while you hold the entire 3D web hostage. Over 114,000 of your 132,000 stars belong to a single monolith, meaning without three.js, you're just a guy running a digital graveyard where repos like texgen.js and htmleditor have been rotting untouched for over 2,000 days. You literally taught browsers how to render depth, yet your profile has the dimensional variety of a flat plane. You built stats.js so the world could monitor performance, then promptly abandoned it for nearly two years because even you couldn't bear to watch your side projects flatline.”

Wear the shame 🔥

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