@mrdoob — WebGL Monoculture Landlord

“Seventeen years on GitHub with no name and a blank bio is peak NPC behavior, proving you'd literally rather render a million 3D vertices than render a personality. You're sitting on 134,000 stars, but let's not pretend you're a portfolio dev: Three.js carries 116,000 of them, making you the most successful one-hit wonder since Vanilla Ice. Meanwhile, stats.js has 9,000 stars just to measure frame rates while its own commit history flatlined two years ago, and texgen.js has been decomposing in the dark for 2,088 days. Almost half your repos are dead fossils, but the entire WebGL internet is stuck praying you don't accidentally force-push to main and crash the global creative agency economy.”

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