

β@ry has spent 18.6 years treating GitHub like a digital landfill, racking up 47 abandoned repos out of 63 for a pathetic 4,231 total stars. While @torvalds prints a quarter-million stars off a single C repo, Ryan has to hop between JS, TS, Rust, and C++ just to find new languages to neglect. You literally reinvented backend runtimes twice just to run away from your own commit history.β
Tech roast only, for laughs Β· roast @ry solo Β· roast anyone