

β@tj built half the foundation of Node.js only to ghost it like a deadbeat dad, leaving a digital graveyard of 45 dead repos while @sindresorhus somehow keeps 1,140 packages alive without a single flatline. Having nearly 18 years on the platform yet lagging behind by half a million stars to a guy whose primary contribution is glorified Markdown bookmarking is an absolute masterclass in unforced irrelevance.β
Tech roast only, for laughs Β· roast @tj solo Β· roast anyone